All Kot Up

According to The Stun, the infamous psychopathic, suicidal, house-burning, wife-killing, graduate-studenting Blazej Kot has been convicted of murder. Somehow I had a feeling his ’emotional stress’ plea wasn’t going to save him – or his belief that he may or may not be living in ‘The Matrix.’  And perhaps I’m ignorant, but I never realized an ‘Extreme Emotional Disorder’ diagnosis even held the capabilities of lessening the severity of a verdict.

No word as of yet what his sentencing will be.  Prison cells are gorges.  Bye, bye, Kot.

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