No, This Is Not “The Onion”
In light of this slow Cornell-related-news summer day, check out this fabulous Fox News article on Alvin Greene, the Democratic primary winner in the South Carolina Senate Primary.
Some of my favorite sentences from the article:
– “As far as we know he has done no campaigning,” state party spokesperson Keiana Page said. “We have no idea how he won.”
– But as for how he would have voted on TARP, or the Troubled Asset Relief Program, Greene was undecided. “TARP? What’s that?” he asked.
– “I think how we’re going about, what we’re doing is OK, I think … Look, I have someone beeping on the other line, I have to move on … I’m exhausted,” he said.
