Chelsea Clinton Gracing Ithaca With Presence on Monday

Democratic royalty Chelsea Clinton will visit Ithaca Monday morning to “get out the vote” for her mother, Hillary Clinton. Anyone who’s interested can RSVP here.

Shockingly enough, it’s a free event. That’s quite the bargain, considering that over in Hollywood and the Bay Area you have to shell out a pretty $353k+ to pow-wow with Hillary, George Clooney, and friends.

Even though Ithaca’s zip code is one of Bernie Sanders’ top donor districts, there is perhaps a case to be made for Mrs. Clinton in ultra-progressive Ithaca. What that case is exactly, perhaps is best left to Chelsea.

In an effort to win over Cornell students, Chelsea might give tips about how to score a “special correspondent” job at NBC with a salary of $600,000.

The event will take place at the Coltivare Restaurant and doors open at 7:30 am. Make sure to get out nice and early.

4 Comments on Chelsea Clinton Gracing Ithaca With Presence on Monday

  1. Dave Williams // April 17, 2016 at 10:03 pm //

    And we should care about this talentless pampered little whiner, why?

  2. David Breznick // April 17, 2016 at 10:46 pm //

    Go and ask Chelsea if it was ethical for her mother to have told her the truth about the Benghazi attacks while simultaneously lying to the American people.

  3. Robbins Mitchell // April 18, 2016 at 9:28 am //

    Cayuga’s waters will never taste the same after this wretched display

  4. Can you say President Trump!

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